Independence Day According to the Dog
Jul. 5th, 2011 11:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Being a Somewhat Compressed Version of Events
Galen: What the hell was that?!
us: Nothing. It's fine.
Galen: No, shit, those are explosions! We're under attack! FEAR! FIRE! FOES!
us: Yeah, okay, they're explosions. But they're fine! Nothing to worry about.
Galen: Are you sure? Perhaps you did not hear the explosions. THOSE WERE EXPLOSIONS, GUYS.
us: Trust us, we know what we're talking about. Do we look worried?
Galen: No... but you TOTALLY SHOULD.
us: It's all right. We know. Everything is okay.
Galen: You're not taking this seriously.
us: No. No, we're not.
Those of you who have heard my dog cuss can perhaps envision this more accurately. Ah, hounds.
Galen: What the hell was that?!
us: Nothing. It's fine.
Galen: No, shit, those are explosions! We're under attack! FEAR! FIRE! FOES!
us: Yeah, okay, they're explosions. But they're fine! Nothing to worry about.
Galen: Are you sure? Perhaps you did not hear the explosions. THOSE WERE EXPLOSIONS, GUYS.
us: Trust us, we know what we're talking about. Do we look worried?
Galen: No... but you TOTALLY SHOULD.
us: It's all right. We know. Everything is okay.
Galen: You're not taking this seriously.
us: No. No, we're not.
Those of you who have heard my dog cuss can perhaps envision this more accurately. Ah, hounds.
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Date: 2011-07-06 11:56 am (UTC)Apparently there was one moment where she stopped sauntering and started trying to dig a hole in
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Date: 2011-07-06 03:02 pm (UTC)(Never hit freaking out stage with the fireworks, though -- he just wanted to make sure we knew about them, and knew that he thought they were something that we ought to Do Something About, and then was put out when we dismissed his opinion. He is a dog of strong opinions.)
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Date: 2011-07-06 02:58 pm (UTC)There was a competition to see how many could fit all the way under the bed at one time.
They are calmer now.
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Date: 2011-07-06 04:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-06 04:18 pm (UTC)