The Rocky Horror Middle Earth Show

The other day, andres_s_p_b mentioned, and I quote, "Saruman's underpants of many colors."

I was nonplussed.

"Think of it like The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but with Saruman!" he continued brightly.

So I did.

The Rocky Horror Middle Earth Show

Starring

Saruman as Dr. Frank N. Furter
Frodo Baggins as Brad Majors
Samwise Gamgee as Janet Weiss
Elrond as Riff Raff
Arwen as Magenta
Legolas as Rocky
Gimli as Eddie
The Lady Galadriel as Columbia
Gandalf as Dr. Scott

"I'm telling the Internet," I said. "And I'm telling them it was your idea."